February 2012
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laughinghieroglyphic:
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had...
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if you give me an assignment with a vague enough objective
i will turn it into something about how much i love and appreciate tv
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vondell-swain:
amazon should add a little window before you get to checkout that says “do I really need this?” and then you have to check a little box
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scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
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xeno
n. the smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic nod, a shared laugh about some odd coincidence—moments that are fleeting and random but still contain powerful emotional nutrients that can alleviate the symptoms of feeling alone.
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good things
yet sort of weirdish?
OK you know how there are certain people you develop like, friend-crushes on? like you see them a lot or whatever and don’t really know them but wish you did? yes, anyway well there’s this kid who was in my physics class last semester, and was also one of the 3 people to comment on my “the angels have the phonebox” tshirt back at the beginning of the...
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Watchmartinfreemans:
armiehammers:
paparazzi talks to Armie about the pot brownie arrest
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gingerhaze:
How to write a paper:
Go on Tumblr for a few hours
Lie on the floor
Cry